"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”
like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol
270. Muggleborns sneaking in their 3DS’s and having a grand Pokemon battle contest in the Room of Requirement every term, giving the winner the title of Pokemon Champion until the next time they battle.
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS