"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"


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i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

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i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”

like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol

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270. Muggleborns sneaking in their 3DS’s and having a grand Pokemon battle contest in the Room of Requirement every term, giving the winner the title of Pokemon Champion until the next time they battle.

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when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

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sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

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*trys to hit high note of favorite song*


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  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps


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